Transit quotes On my way home today, I had the (mis)fortune of sitting within hearing distance of two ditzes on the Mississauga Transit bus. While most of their conversation revolved around who liked who and (I suspect, because this was never said explicitly) who's banging who. There was, however, this little nugget ensconced in their conversation.

Ditz 1: You know, Singapore's a lot like Canada
Ditz 2: What's a Singapore?
Me (thinking): You cannot be serious
Ditz 1 (oblivious of friend's question): You know, they're all the way in the east and stuff, but they've got skyscrapers and everything
Ditz 2: Oh, it's a country?
Ditz 1 (continuing to barrel on): I expected that it'd be, like, people going lalalala and it'd be sandy, like that movie
Ditz 2: Aladdin
Ditz 1: Yeah, like Aladdin. But it wasn't like that; they're got skyscrapers and everything. They're almost like Canada.
Me: mentally banging head against hard wall


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