Facts about me Courtesy Mihir; he posted this on biome earlier today, and I figured it was blog-worthy

Facts about Deepayan:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Deepayan allows to live.

Deepayan can slam a revolving door.

When Deepayan goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

When Deepayan was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Deepayan!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Deepayan could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Deepayan and forgot to pay him back.

Deepayan played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Deepayan can divide by zero.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Deepayan, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Deepayan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Deepayan can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Deepayan is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Deepayan punched himself in the face.

When Deepayan deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.

Deepayan invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Deepayan does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.



stolen from http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty  ¶ 1:55 PM